I'd like to dedicate this super special page to my cousin Jacob Randall Hoyt. Even though you are perpetually last place in our family fantasy football league, and your skill for selecting athletic talent is questionable at best. I have to admit, you absolutly nailed it with Whitney.

 I called Jake before as I was planning my first trip to meet Whitney and asked him "so what's the deal, is this girl really worth a trip to Utah?" Jake began his used car salesman pitch. As he began wrapping up his hard sell, he finished strong with "she loves football....." SOLD

 Jake, I love you like a brother and want you to know Whitney is everything you said and so much more. You forgot to mention she would be my best friend, my true love or that I'd want to spend the rest of my life with her. Just want to thank you brother for seeing Whitney and thinking of your favorite cousin from Cali. Whitney has blessed my life in everyway imaginable. 

Jordan Hall (The Groom)

AKA - Your favorite cousin

P.S. You're way less expensive than eHarmony